Today I may have accomplished another quest of mine twofold. I have been unemployed for a while now, due to where I live the only jobs it seemed were flipping patties at mcdonald's. Well yesterday I was told to come into an interview at Publix, which is a nice place that pays a decent wage. Not only that but a friend at the local Wild Wings cafe told me she could get me a job as a waiter, which is what I really want to do.
Now I'm probably going to take the job at Publix first as that will most likely come to fruition first and then take the Wild Wings job as a secondary. I'm just so excited to be able to buy things soon.
In other news, due to complications with my new address I just got my w-2 so I will be hopefully getting tax money soon. Not only that but if you guys keep up whatever you're doing to make me money i'll be able to withdraw that soon. I feel like I'm going to be so rich.
The last part of this post will be dedicated to getting to 100 followers. Update: A gentleman suggested instead of giving away one liners I should give away my first joke notebook. I think that is an awesome idea. Once we get to 100 followers I will choose one randomly and they can e-mail me their address. I will promptly mail them my notebook. Who knows it may be worth something some day and will hopefully make you laugh at least once.
Update: I just got back from my interview at Publix, as long as I pass a drug screening and background check I have the job! Not only that but I'll be getting $8.50/hr, which is pretty sweet for the south. I would have gotten $9/hr if I had more deli experience. I also found out that the deli manager makes an ungodly amount of money for the position. At least if comedy doesn't pan at there is some pretty wicked advancement potential.