Why do I hate Charlotte so much?

I went and did a show in Charlotte last night after working a nine hour shift.  When we got there it was at this horrible townie(someone that lives on their hometown and thinks they're cool) bar called Jackalope Jacks.  I shit you not.  The crowd was terrible and very tough.  I tried out all my new material, and  I figure if they laughed at it, an audience that cared would laugh even harder.  There was an asshole there wearing a bowtie and suspenders and was mad when every comic made fun of him.  All in all?  Super gay.